the Six Stages of Hiking

So we started the hike and we were thinking this aint that bad. We’ll be able to knock this out in no time. About three miles in  thats when the cursing starts from mile 3-4 it was pretty views and F bombs. Then it switches to just push around this curve and then we’ll get to rest. about mile 5 most conversation had ceased heads were bowed and life choices were being questioned.  As we approached the peak we accepted our fate and  realized lunch was gonna have to wait.  We rested up put our selves together and moved on out for the long hike back down.